So, for those of you who don't already know, I had a little incident involving my stuff being stolen and then sold back to me. Because I have told it many times and have become exhausted, I am just copying Beeler's blog about it and I'll add in details should the need arise. Here goes:
I guess there are moments in everyone’s lives where it feels like they’re in a movie. Where everything is so surreal, you can‘t believe it‘s happening. I often feel like I’m wandering a movie set, and sometimes I am, when I’m in Europe. But it’s not very often that I think I’m reading a Jerry Bruckheimer script, too. When I have to stop and ask “Seriously? Is this really happening right now?”
But that was the collective group thought amongst the Slavajos one day when we awoke to Bonnie, purse missing, sleeping in Orange’s kitchen.
Now, that in itself is not unusual. In fact we thought nothing of it. But when we returned to our favorite late night eatery, Kebab Kebab Pizza, where we had made a 4 am pit stop the night before, to find the purse gone, we were a bit bemused.
Contained in the little clutch was Bonnie’s phone, tram pass, credit card, debit card, keys and scarf. She had her money and ID on her, luckily. Andy texted the phone, asking that the finder message him back and Bonnie asked her parents to cancel her cards, and off we went to see the new Bond movie (sub-par, by the way). Before we entered the theater, Andy’s phone beeped. A message from Bonnie: “We have phone, cards, tram pass. Meet max. 4 pm. 1000Kc.”
Bonnie’s clutch was being held for ransom.
We called Petr, unsure of what to do, especially since we barely spoke any Czech and were susceptible to being cheated. Petr was even more useless than I had anticipated, and after grappling with him over details and whether or not the bag was actually stolen, he finally told me to call Geiger. This situation was way sketch and therefore more Geiger’s bag.
Geiger was remarkably enraged and immediately promised to meet Bonnie. Despite the early hour, it sounded as if he had been in a Herna bar (a sketchy, 24 hour gambling place) for hours. The only place the purse-snatcher would meet was Chodov shopping center, way in the suburbs and in, to say the least, a creepy part of town, so Bonnie left immediately by metro to meet Geiger.
She found not only Geiger, unshaven and in his orange cargo pants, at the shopping center, but also his backup in the form of George, whom he brought “just in case.”
George was six foot two if he was an inch. He had ponytail down his back, wore a baseball hat and leather jacket, and carried a switchblade “just in case.” He had an intimate knowledge of the “underworld” of Prague and, while they waited outside the shopping center for nearly half an hour, he walked down the street, greeting every Crazy around as an old friend.
Finally, a dirty looking Czech man, forgettable and average looking, approached them and passed a grubby paper to Bonnie. Folded inside was her tram pass, credit and debit cards. He immediately snatched them back from her, leaving her with only the paper which she realized was a hand drawn map to the rest of her things. Drawn in incredible detail, it showed herna bars, tram stops, phone booths and even trees. An arrow titled “Black Guy” pointed to the bar where she could find the rest of her stuff.
The man then demanded 1000Kc for the cards and tram pass, promising that “Black guy” would give them the rest of the stuff for another 1000Kc. Bonnie and George stood awkwardly by as Geiger started screaming at the man in rapid Czech. Who knows what they actually said, but the argument continued for twenty minutes, Bonnie thinking the whole time, “Seriously?”
Finally, she paid him 800Kc for her cards and tram pass and the purse-napper disappeared into the shopping center.
“What the heck happened?” Bonnie asked.
Geiger pushed forward, read the posting on the tram, and returned. “Uh, I think something is caught under the tram. Like someone got hit.”
And then George freaked.
He was concerned that it was his girlfriend, who is legitimately crazy, under the tracks. He refused to move until it was firmly established that the tram had hit a dog, not his girlfriend.
Finally, they reached the bar they were directed to. The walls were covered with Bible verses and creepy religious artifacts. It’s only inhabitants were four black guys at the bar, as the map had promised.
George took the lead this time.
They at first told them nothing, then said that their brother would come, tonight or tomorrow, with everything else. Then the four men climbed on stage and began playing the
bongo drums and refused to answer any more of George’s questions.
Frustrated, the trio called it a night and left the bongo players to their religious artifacts and booze.
While Geiger called Jan to ask about filing a police report, Bonnie was left with only George as company. He said hello to a few more crazies, threatened a group of crazies he
didn’t know with his switchblade, and held one way conversations in Czech, supposedly with Bonnie.
Finally, Geiger claimed this was the strangest thing he had ever seen (and if you couldn’t deduce this, he’s pretty strange). George agreed whole heartedly. And George is really strange.
Bonnie decided to give it up and come home, but before she could leave, George scooped her up in a big bear hug, and, according to Geiger “George says he is very happy to meet you and hopes to see you again soon on the streets of Prague.”
Bonnie ran to the tram stop.
And so goes life in Prague.